Gael Boys

In this episode, the boys take a quick detour to small town America to cover the recently released 'Return to Silent Hill.' Maybe one of the worst movies we've ever covered on this show, and one you should most definitely watch. Also talk of nostalgia for shitty mid 2000s horror movies, speculate on how this thing turned out so bad and how it's the perfect starting point for 2026 as a whole. 

In this episode the boys celebrate their one hundredth episode milestone by covering someone more strange up than they could ever be, Yukio Mishima. A man known for his writing, even more known for his very public death. But we try to figure him out it all with his own words, our theories on what made him tick and review the excellent Paul Schrader biopic on him to color in the blanks. Also talk about how depraved our elites are, the blank void that is modern culture, how fascism is always rooted in male insecurity and the grim world that awaits us post one hundred episodes. 
NOTE: This episode was taped before February 28th, 2026 

In this episode, the boys (including returning guest John) head back to the world of Pandora for James Cameron's action packed and extremely horny 'Avatar: Fire and Ash.' A grander film than anything that's come before it, but also lacking in some aspects. Somehow becomes one of the more divisive films the boys have talked about. Also talk on America's return to Manifest Destiny, the continued disintegration of the Post-WWII world order, how insane one must be to build a home under a volcano and how this series about giant blue people might be America's last export that's worth a fuck.

In this episode, the boys welcome Aaron on to the show and return to the insanity of Hideo Kojima with Metal Gear Solid 3 & 4. One is arguably a masterpiece, the other a self indulgent, celebration of excess that caps the series off perfectly. Also updates in the world of American oligarchy, how the gameplay and tech jumps from the PS2 to the PS3 effected the series, and us still trying to figure out what is going on during all of this.

In this episode, the boys ring in the new year with their annual top 5 favorite movies of the year. That range from Irish vampires, horny military officers, small town America being evil and much more madness. Also talk of our favorite news stories of the year, the dire state of American cinema and what fresh hell awaits us in the new year. 

In this episode, the boys celebrate the holiday season by dissecting and trying to understand Kirk Cameron's 2014 lump of coal 'Saving Christmas.' Met with laughs and jeers when it was first released, but now ten years later with hindsight being 20/20, now serves as a look into the mind and practices of this type of garish religious thinking that took over the United States. Also talk of awful 90s sitcoms, how the term 'Christian' means nothing anymore and the race to the bottom that has become American culture. 

In this episode, the boys go back to a much more racist and bloody time in late 1980s Africa to review the forgotten and deeply problematic action flick 'Red Scorpion.' A movie backed by everyone from disgraced American lobbyists, members of the Apartheid government of South Africa and mass murderers working for both intelligence agencies and military death squads. Very nasty stuff in this episode. Also talk of the Epstein emails, the breaking apart of the MAGA movement, entertainment being used as propaganda and how works of old help us understand this current moment in history.
Epstein Emails: https://journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/search?collection=092314e384a58618&utm_source=collection_share_link
 
 

In this episode, The boys welcome Snel back to the show in order to talk about the recently departed vice president and sadistic war criminal Dick Cheney. Let's just say everything bad we are dealing with now, is all because of him. Also talk of Zohran Mamdani's rise, the long term damage Bush Jr's presidency did to American psyche, some movies about that period of history and comparing America's decrepit leaders to Dark Souls bosses.

In this episode, the boys try something new, both try to talk about a different movies they've watched on the off-time doing the show. Jordan talks about 'Tron: Ares' meanwhile Liam talks about 'A House of Dynamite.' Mostly just turns into us embracing the usual brand of doomerism you've come to expect. Also talk of the AI Bubble, how all world leaders seem to be installing themselves into power for life, Liberals being jealous of fascists, Jared Leto's many accusations, and so much more!

In this episode, the boys wrap up Hellraiser and Halloween with the final seven direct to video/streaming films. Covering two decades of diminishing returns, low budgets and two sex criminal brothers at the center of it all. Also talk of the American conservative's love of Hitler, the behemoth that is the mid 2000s horror machine, the future of long running horror franchises outside of the medium of film and just have fun shitting on some of the worst movies ever made.
Further Reading:
https://www.thefp.com/p/my-favorite-actress-is-not-human-tilly-norwood-artificial-intelligence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6ML6TwOcr0
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/10/14/private-chat-among-young-gop-club-members-00592146?nid=0000015a-dd3e-d536-a37b-dd7fd8af0000&nname=playbook-pm&nrid=00000159-d64a-daea-a15d-f7ff3be60000