Gael Boys

Steven Seagal: Fat Man Frondeur

In this episode, the boys take the time to cover the life, work and crimes of Steven Seagel. Along the way talk about Ron DeSantis doomed run for president, the cultural and social insensitivity of action movies and question why Chris Tucker is on the Epstein flight logs. 

The Gael Boys Watch Along: ’Street Fighter (1994)’

In this episode, the boys cut loose and record a commentary for the '94 Jean-Claude Van Damme action vehicle 'Street Fighter'. Marveling and it's bizarre social commentary, tasteless attempts to be culturally relevant and the wide range of "no fucks given" performances. 

Bond Retrospective Part 2/6: Poonraker

In this episode, the boys return to James Bond! This time to cover the Roger Moore era of films, It's extremely wobbly quality on full display. Along the way we have fun with Tucker Carlson's firing from Fox News, obsess over Trump's pronunciation of "Lenin" and how China is eating America's lunch.

Whore Master Kissinger

In this episode, the boys descend down the deep and dark rabbit hole that is Richard Nixon. Starting with Robert Altman's horror film disguised as a political drama 'Secret Honor.' We also get into the violent and sexual fantasies standard of many American presidents, have way too much fun swearing and predict that Generation Z will be the last generation.

This Podcast Was Fact Checked By Real UNATCO Patriots

In this episode, the boys take a detour into the world of video games to talk about the Deus Ex series and how it pilled an entire generation of weirdos. We also talk about France's political unrest, Liam vents about losing his Twitter account to an NFT hacker and get into the harsh realization on how video games can never be real art because of capitalism. 

Peter Thiel And The Adrenochrome Factory

The boys surprise with an episode a week early. Recorded drunk on St. Patrick's Day weekend, we discuss religious bloodshed, the stupidity of Bitcoin and everyone's favorite closeted gay, billionaire monster Peter Thiel. 

Bond Retrospective Part 1/6: The Shir Shean Connery Years

In this episode, the boys start talking about everyone's favourite imperialist misogynist, James Bond. The topics range from cold war melodrama to every Brits' favourite pastime racism.

The Gael Boys Vault: Joe Pesci Says Trans Rights

In this episode, the boys time travel to the past. All the way back to June 2022 when Jordan and Snel did an episode on Oliver Stone's JFK when we were on a different network. It gets into the many enemies of the Kennedy family and how three bullets destroyed trust in America. Also President Pamela Anderson, Trump's incest fantasies and Snel's desire to expel all protestants from America.

Marky Mark vs. The Deep State

In this extremely chaotic episode, the boys are joined by special guest Snel to talk about Martin Scorsese's The Departed. But along the way it descends into wild talks about Donald Trump's funeral etiquette, pitching a Schindler's List DTV sequel and how JFK was most likely killed due to drug debts.

Conservative Composer DESTROYS SJW Student

In this episode the boys deconstruct and discuss Todd Field's satirical prestige drama 'TÁR'. A deliciously insidious little movie that Hollywood doesn't seem to understand is a giant middle finger to them. Along the way we talk how Elon Musk came after us on Twitter, complain about all movies now having to be three hours or more and chuckle about Field's hatred of everyone and everything